Living in the house with two outgoing girls, ages 5 and 3, one is never short on conversation and hilarious moments. More often than not, both of those are combined into one. Here is a sampling of our week.
(1) *relaying the dinner they had at Famous Dave's with Grand mama and Papa
Me: that was so fun that you went to Famous Dave's
Mia: yup! Its all about the pig!
Me: umm...you're silly
Mia: oh and the strangest thing. Famous Dave's only serves chocolate milk.
Me: oh really...
Mia: yup. Grandmama said they don't have white milk or water so we had to have chocolate milk. It was just interesting.
(2) *during a nice dinner*
Lilia: mom, why are your bawndles (aka breasts) so big?
Me: well, that's how Jesus made me.
Mia: well ours are so small. When will they get big?
Me: maybe when you get 12 or 13 they will start growing
Lilia: *wrinkling her nose and scrunching her face* maybe when I turn 30 they'll be really big!
Me: lol...yes, dear...maybe
(3) *who knows when*
Mia: how old are you?
Me: I am 29 years old...super old!
Lilia: YOU CANT BE 29!!! THATS TOO OLD...YOU'LL DIE!!
(4) *on our way to Ashley's*
Lilia: mom!? *hands on her hips*
Me: yes, sweetie
Lilia: I will not break things today. I promise. Ashley will just love me.
Me: oh thank you sweets! Lol